The Bro Code

Barnaby Stinson is my hero. Since I'm not single and don't posses the confidence to walk up to women, I'm more like Marshall or Ted Mosby. That's why Barney is legen...wait for it...dary!

The Bro Code is one of the most influential books ever written in the history of mankind. Only the Bible comes close to it. Barney Stinson should be named TIME Person of the Year for every year because of the knowledge he has passed on to mankind from generation to generation.

Jeez, I really should stop drunk-blogging. It's bad for my image. I've been watching too much 'How I Met Your Mother'.

In the words of Ted Mosby 'Damn you past drunk me!'

Megan Fox does it again

Megan Fox, the super hottie, is becoming the super forgetful. Her recent tirade against Michael Bay is definitely the start of a steady declining career. Instead of thanking Mr. Bay in Transformers, she lashed out at the Transformers sequel "If you haven't read the script and you go and you see it and you understand it, I think you might be a genius."

Come on, Ms. Fox, I'm infatuated with you but don't get to big-headed early sweetie. We need to save money so our kids can go to college someday.

Well, if acting doesn't work out, she still has her looks to fall back on. (You're right, I'm just looking for excuses to post Megan Fox pictures on my blog.)

Amare Stoudemire to the Warriors!?

I can't believe this; rumors have it that Stoudemire may soon join the Warriors. The Dubs will finally get a superstar if this trade goes down. Amare is a perfect fit for the Warriors. Athletic, shot-happy, likes to run and doesn't play defense.

The Warriors might actually make the playoffs if this happens. The sad thing about this trade is that the Warriors probably have to give up Andris Biedrins. Biedrins is the only Warrior known to play a lick amount of defense.

No doubt that the Oracle crowd will embrace Amare because of his highlight reel dunks and once in a while sensational blocks.

Megan Fox sizzles but also fizzles

I remember watching the first Transformers movie with my girlfriend. Megan Fox came on screen and my jaw dropped. She was the hottest woman on screen. 'Til now, I still stand by my statement that Megan Fox's appearance in the first Transformers has got to be the hottest appearance in movie history.

Of course, after my jaw dropped, my girlfriend slapped my neck and didn't talk to me for two days. But it was worth it. Could you blame me? Megan Fox was so hot in the first Transformers movie. Especially when she popped the hood of Bumblebee (kinda sounds dirty huh?). Let this picture remind you of the hotness that was Megan Fox.

You may ask that I keep reiterating that Megan Fox was so hot in the first Transformers movie and not in the second. I'll explain it in a bit.

I saw the second Transformers movie last week. I was expecting my jaw to drop again so I kept my mouth shut by tying my face down. My girlfriend also warned me that if I reacted in any way the moment Megan Fox made her first appearance, she wouldn't talk to me for a week. I figured if Megan was as hot as her first Transformers appearance it would be worth it.

I was impressed with the first battle scene. Very impressive Mr. Bay. Excruciating attention to detail made the movie awesome.

Then Megan Fox made her first appearance on a motorcycle. My jaw half-dropped but when her face was revealed I was disappointed. I was trying to determine if her lips were fake or did they over-do her lip gloss. Fake lips are one of my pet peeves. Yes, I'm looking at you Meg Ryan.

The second Tranformers movie finally did it. They over exploited Megan Fox's sex appeal. Too many lip and cleavage time. Not enough shots of her sexy belly and long legs. Michael Bay milked her appeal for all it's worth. Midway through the movie Ms. Fox lost her magic. She ran her mileage. The more she spoke her dialogues, the more I lost interest.

There was a sense of mystery to the Mikaela character in the first movie which added to her appeal. I guess the second movie made Mikaela too much of a human. We all know that she was a god in the first.

Don't worry though, I still think that she made the hottest screen appearance in the first Transformers movie. Here's another reminder:

Who is the MMA Pound-4-Pound King?

Who really is the best MMA fighter out there? Some will make the case that Anderson ‘Spider’ Silva is. It is an understatement to say that he dominates everyone he faces in the Octagon. He made the number one middleweight contender Rich Franklin look silly in their last two fights. The discrepancy between Rich Franklin and ‘Spider’ is so wide it is like comparing David Caruso’s acting in CSI: Miami to Robert De Niro’s acting in The Deer Hunter. That’s how far the gap is.

Fedor Emelianenko makes his case as top MMA fighter because he has never lost a match. That one loss was a no-contest. Even when it seems that he is losing a match, he finds a way to devastate his opponent. In his last match, Arlovski was dominating him with strikes. Fedor still managed to sneak in a super punch that knocked Arlovski out. This guy exudes invincibility. Dana White should pull out all the stops to land this guy in the UFC.

How about Georges St. Pierre? His recent win over BJ Penn has erased any doubts that GSP has the skills and technique to match the best fighters in the UFC. The only blemish that tarnishes that win over Penn was that his body was greased up in Vaseline. In a sport like MMA, the slightest grease on the body could mean a missed chance for a submission move. But the way he punished Penn in the fight was convincing. Penn had no answer for GSP’s size, skill and strength.

These three fighters are the best in the business.

In my opinion, the ranking can be interchanged. Their skills are on the highest MMA level. If only they could all fight in the same weight division then we wouldn’t have a hard time determining who’s the best fighter out there. Who do you think is the best?